1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
"My prom prospects are so poor that Q's grandma turned me down"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A wall

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Kingdom

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:55

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A fan

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Like 2 years ago. I was camping

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
[link]

9. What are you wearing?
My jammies

10. Did you dream last night?
Actually, yeah. First time in years

11. When did you last laugh?
After I read ashleyy.acidtripp's answer to this question

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
A window, a drawing, a car calender, and a world map

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I looked in a mirror XD

14. What do you think of this quiz?
*yawn*

15. What is the last film you saw?
Lorenzo's Oil

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd fix my car, buy a new house for my parents, kick my brother out (asshole)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
My favorite author is John Green

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Getting a driver's license would be WAYY easier

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes

20. George Bush:
is Dumb

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Idk

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Anthony Fireball or Charles Fireball

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Israel

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
The answer is 42